It still sucks. Why? I made a handy list.
Has never met my friend Viktorya. She is a super hero in a world in desperate need of saving. Only instead of saving the world she instead drop kicks the world in its stupid face and then takes a big old shit on its chest when its laying helplessly on its back.
I met her one night on a facebook thread that involved maggot fucking. Finally I had found a girl who was as crazy as I am. Do you know how rare that is, to meet a person that thinks in fucked up ways like you do? Its probably pretty common, but for purposes of this post I will choose to believe that it is pretty rare.
If Viktorya was a super hero, I’d like to believe that her power would be laser nipples. “Stop evil villain or I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”
Stop evil villain or I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”
Back to Viktorya a little bit later, There is a world that needs to be destroyed.
Is anything worth two hours of my life? Really, that is an honest question. I can think of like 3 things that I can spend two hours doing and not get bored. One of them is watching University of Michigan athletics. Preferably Football or Basketball. The second thing is Eating. I love to eat, and I’m not fat. Apparently I’m not one of the 99%. The third thing involves a girl, but I don’t wanna talk about a chick I love at this point in the blogs life. I have the attention span of a retarded flea. I’m smarter than a flea though, so that’s probably good. I love ASS. Any kind of ASS. Except for texASS.
Well is it? I feel like 2 hours is an awful long time to devote to something that I may hate. I’ve had a rough weekend. Will Thor allow me to reinvent myself? Will it touch my soul the way that Reverend Hamilton used to touch me during confession? Probably not, Thor doesn’t seem like he has soft hands.
The question to ponder now is I have this blog, what do I do with it? What do you want me to write about. Seriously. Let me know. I am a writer, this is what I do.
