Freedom………Yeah Right

 

You’re essentially a slave. I don’t know what you’re a slave to, maybe its money, maybe its crack, maybe its sex with underage boys. I don’t know. What I do know that every single person who will ever read this post is a slave to something.

I’m a slave to lots of different things. I think My biggest master is fucking off. I’m a slave to making myself a nuisance and just being a general waste of space. I’m a slave to loose woman, which may or may not make me a bit of a slut. Can I guy be a slut? Probably, and I should be the poster boy for male sluttiness.

I Would Blow You For……

One dollar. Take it or leave it. I’m a college grad ftr. You should know this. I’m not sure why you should know this, but you should. I’m a poor, broke, and unemployed college graduate whose only ambition is to bang yer mom.

Yeah I want to tell every single one of my friends and family (whoa is that weird ) that I fucked their mom.

I failed to mention in the last post

That I am to be included in my salute to the asshole spouses of the world. I am an asshole to someone I love very much. I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not. I’m good to her when we’re together but I’m a dick when we’re apart. So HERE’S TO ME!!!!!!!!

 

For All the Asshole Spouses in the World Today

 

I salute you

 

So thank you for your kindness. I appreciate it.

Whoever Said That the Interwebz Weren’t Good…..

 

Has never met my friend Viktorya. She is a super hero in a world in desperate need of saving. Only instead of saving the world she instead drop kicks the world in its stupid face and then takes a big old shit on its chest when its laying helplessly on its back.

I met her one night on a facebook thread that involved maggot fucking. Finally I had found a girl who was as crazy as I am. Do you know how rare that is, to meet a person that thinks in fucked up ways like you do? Its probably pretty common, but for purposes of this post I will choose to believe that it is pretty rare.

If Viktorya was a super hero, I’d like to believe that her power would be laser nipples. “Stop evil villain or  I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”

Stop evil villain or I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”

Back to Viktorya a little bit later, There is a world that needs to be destroyed.

Well What Now?

 

The question to ponder now is I have this blog, what do I do with it? What do you want me to write about. Seriously. Let me know. I am a writer, this is what I do.