I failed to mention in the last post

That I am to be included in my salute to the asshole spouses of the world. I am an asshole to someone I love very much. I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not. I’m good to her when we’re together but I’m a dick when we’re apart. So HERE’S TO ME!!!!!!!!

 

Whoever Said That the Interwebz Weren’t Good…..

 

Has never met my friend Viktorya. She is a super hero in a world in desperate need of saving. Only instead of saving the world she instead drop kicks the world in its stupid face and then takes a big old shit on its chest when its laying helplessly on its back.

I met her one night on a facebook thread that involved maggot fucking. Finally I had found a girl who was as crazy as I am. Do you know how rare that is, to meet a person that thinks in fucked up ways like you do? Its probably pretty common, but for purposes of this post I will choose to believe that it is pretty rare.

If Viktorya was a super hero, I’d like to believe that her power would be laser nipples. “Stop evil villain or  I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”

Stop evil villain or I will be forced to blast you with my LASER NIPPLES.”

Back to Viktorya a little bit later, There is a world that needs to be destroyed.

Meats and Cheeses Bitches

 

Is anything worth two hours of my life? Really, that is an honest question. I can think of like 3 things that I can spend two hours doing and not get bored. One of them is watching University of Michigan athletics. Preferably Football or Basketball. The second thing is Eating. I love to eat, and I’m not fat. Apparently I’m not one of the 99%. The third thing involves a girl, but I don’t wanna talk about a chick I love at this point in the blogs life. I have the attention span  of a retarded flea. I’m smarter than a flea though, so that’s probably good. I love ASS. Any kind of ASS. Except for texASS.